Check out this list of sarcastic web services, websites, and libraries that actually exist. These websites are made to mock developers with respect to different technologies 😂
1. Fuck off as a service (FOAAS)
FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service) provides a modern, RESTful, scalable solution to the common problem of telling people to fuck off.
Love the API documentation man! This API supports JSON, XML and plain text response, filters and international support as well 😂
Here are a few endpoints
| Path | Description |
|---|---|
| /version | Will return content with the current FOAAS version number. |
| /operations | Will return a JSON list of operations with names and fields. Note: JSON Only |
| /anyway/:company/:from | Will return content of the form ‘Who the fuck are you anyway, :company, why are you stirring up so much trouble, and, who pays you? – :from’ |
| /asshole/:from | Will return content of the form ‘Fuck you, asshole. – :from’ |
| /awesome/:from | Will return content of the form ‘This is Fucking Awesome. – :from’ |
| /back/:name/:from | Will return content of the form ‘:name, back the fuck off. – :from’ |
They have a roadmap as well 😂
2. Sarcasm Javascript library
Sarcasm is easy-as-pie, batteries-included, non-opinionated, simple-to-get-started, lightweight, reliable, convenient, dead simple, user-friendly, super-sonic, hypercharged, kick-ass javascript library on steroids.
I was shocked by the lack of sarcasm in javascript community recently, so I rushed to my laptop to create this awesome library for all the world to witness and use it. – Library’s Author
How does this work
You need to add this library as a dependency and call sarcasm function, simple as that!
Testimonials
This is the best library to use during teaching course of young developers and also great for keeping senior developers in shape. – Elliot Draisen
Yay! Finally library I can call essential! Our community needs more stuff like this. Love it, love it, love it. – Leen Duchovny
This made my life! – Pidr Oleokka
Tip of the day: “npm i sarcasm” and be happy, peace. – Bert Gosh
Let me write a testimonial quickly 👏
3. Motherfucking website.
This website was made to mock frontend developers who bloat websites with unnecessary libraries, animations and over-design them!
Just read the god damn website. You can see yourself when you first started using jQuery plugins 😂
4. Vanilla-JS library
This library was made to mock developers using Javascript libraries and frameworks unnecessarily and also the rise of JS fatigue!
Vanilla-js is nothing but plain JS that is available in all browsers. This website sarcastically mentions and the features of plain JS and also how lightweight it is at just 25 bytes (empty file).
It also lets you download an empty library with a modular approach 😁
5. SHOUT CLOUD
Cloud that Shouts
This is an All Caps as a service! You send some input text and the API responds with all Caps!
Key features
- Highly scalable
- Client libraries in many programming languages
FOAAS already has an integration with Shout Cloud. I’m going to use this service for my next projects 😎✌️
Wrapping up
There are just a few services that I came across. Do let me know in the comments if you know any other sarcastic websites or web services!