Sarcastic web services and websites that actually exist 😂

Ranjith kumar

6 years ago

Check out this list of sarcastic web services, websites, and libraries that actually exist. These websites are made to mock developers with respect to different technologies 😂

1. Fuck off as a service (FOAAS)

FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service) provides a modern, RESTful, scalable solution to the common problem of telling people to fuck off.

Love the API documentation man! This API supports JSON, XML and plain text response, filters and international support as well 😂

Here are a few endpoints

Path	Description
/version	Will return content with the current FOAAS version number.
/operations	Will return a JSON list of operations with names and fields. Note: JSON Only
/anyway/:company/:from	Will return content of the form ‘Who the fuck are you anyway, :company, why are you stirring up so much trouble, and, who pays you? – :from’
/asshole/:from	Will return content of the form ‘Fuck you, asshole. – :from’
/awesome/:from	Will return content of the form ‘This is Fucking Awesome. – :from’
/back/:name/:from	Will return content of the form ‘:name, back the fuck off. – :from’

They have a roadmap as well 😂

2. Sarcasm Javascript library

Sarcasm is easy-as-pie, batteries-included, non-opinionated, simple-to-get-started, lightweight, reliable, convenient, dead simple, user-friendly, super-sonic, hypercharged, kick-ass javascript library on steroids.

I was shocked by the lack of sarcasm in javascript community recently, so I rushed to my laptop to create this awesome library for all the world to witness and use it. – Library’s Author

How does this work

You need to add this library as a dependency and call sarcasm function, simple as that!

Testimonials

This is the best library to use during teaching course of young developers and also great for keeping senior developers in shape. – Elliot Draisen

Yay! Finally library I can call essential! Our community needs more stuff like this. Love it, love it, love it. – Leen Duchovny

This made my life! – Pidr Oleokka

Tip of the day: “npm i sarcasm” and be happy, peace. – Bert Gosh

Let me write a testimonial quickly 👏

3. Motherfucking website.

This website was made to mock frontend developers who bloat websites with unnecessary libraries, animations and over-design them!

Just read the god damn website. You can see yourself when you first started using jQuery plugins 😂

4. Vanilla-JS library

This library was made to mock developers using Javascript libraries and frameworks unnecessarily and also the rise of JS fatigue!

Vanilla-js is nothing but plain JS that is available in all browsers. This website sarcastically mentions and the features of plain JS and also how lightweight it is at just 25 bytes (empty file).

It also lets you download an empty library with a modular approach 😁